Boston Market said
What a day to have eyes
So glad I’m not the only one who thought that
But the skin is the best part!
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Boston Market isn’t real.
it can’t hurt you.
Chicken are real though
Chicken are birds. And you know what they say about birds. They’re not real.
Jokes on them, the nearest Boston Market to me is in another state.
I chuckle when I see an official account being left dumbfounded by an absurd reply.
I love when it’s spit-roasted.
I really wish that guy from Boston Market hadn’t fucked you before dinner.
I’ll stuff you until you’re full and then eat you
I know my dad has done you better but I want to try too.
You’re a loss leader
wtf mates.
You look amazing, seeing you there it feels like I’ve been waiting all day just to see you in your naked splendour. And those gorgeous thighs, woof
I miss Boston Market.
“My friend is coming in tonight, you will be spitroasted in no time.”
Just realized that logo kinda looks like lips
Oil me up I’m going in
