🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agoAnon asks out a girlsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square220linkfedilinkarrow-up1668arrow-down130
arrow-up1638arrow-down1imageAnon asks out a girlsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square220linkfedilink
minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up134arrow-down4·2 days agoI mean, considering there’s a 100% chance this is just a fantasy in anon’s head I’d say she dodged a bullet.
minus-squareHuschke@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·1 day agoWhat makes you think that the girl is even real?
minus-squareAlaknár@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30arrow-down1·1 day agoWhat makes you think that girls are even real?
minus-squaresquaresinger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 hours agoFirst the birds, then the girls?
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 day agoEveryone on the internet is either a man or a dog.
minus-squareAltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·15 hours agonot true, some of us are cats
minus-squareUltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·13 hours agoYou son of a removed, I’m in.
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·1 day agoNice try. We know you’re a frog!
minus-squareSpookyBogMonster@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·1 day agoWell, I’m taking estrogen, so they’re about to become real
minus-squareEldritchFemininity@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 day agoIf you can’t get a big tiddy goth gf, become the big tiddy goth gf.
minus-squareTattorack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day agoHmmm… I remember an old lesson from the ancient times of the Internet, now long forgotten: “Girl” is an acronym for “Guy In Real Life”. Checkmate; girls are a social construct!
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoChatbots would have strung him along for at least the subscription fee.
I mean, considering there’s a 100% chance this is just a fantasy in anon’s head I’d say she dodged a bullet.
What makes you think that the girl is even real?
What makes you think that girls are even real?
First the birds, then the girls?
Everyone on the internet is either a man or a dog.
not true, some of us are cats
** Meow **
You son of a removed, I’m in.
woof
Nice try. We know you’re a frog!
Well, I’m taking estrogen, so they’re about to become real
If you can’t get a big tiddy goth gf, become the big tiddy goth gf.
Hmmm… I remember an old lesson from the ancient times of the Internet, now long forgotten:
“Girl” is an acronym for “Guy In Real Life”.
Checkmate; girls are a social construct!
What makes you think?
Tits or gtfo
Well played
Chatbots would have strung him along for at least the subscription fee.