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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Anon asks out a girl

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Anon asks out a girl

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 days ago

    I mean, considering there’s a 100% chance this is just a fantasy in anon’s head I’d say she dodged a bullet.

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      What makes you think that the girl is even real?

      • Alaknár@sopuli.xyz
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        What makes you think that girls are even real?

        • squaresinger@lemmy.world
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          9 hours ago

          First the birds, then the girls?

        • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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          Everyone on the internet is either a man or a dog.

          • AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            15 hours ago

            not true, some of us are cats

            • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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              4 hours ago

              ** Meow **

          • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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            13 hours ago

            You son of a removed, I’m in.

          • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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            1 day ago

            woof

            • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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              Nice try. We know you’re a frog!

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          Well, I’m taking estrogen, so they’re about to become real

          • EldritchFemininity@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            If you can’t get a big tiddy goth gf, become the big tiddy goth gf.

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          Hmmm… I remember an old lesson from the ancient times of the Internet, now long forgotten:

          “Girl” is an acronym for “Guy In Real Life”.

          Checkmate; girls are a social construct!

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          What makes you think?

      • Wav_function@lemmy.world
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        Tits or gtfo

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          • Wav_function@lemmy.world
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            Well played

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        1 day ago

        Chatbots would have strung him along for at least the subscription fee.

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