OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square158linkfedilinkarrow-up1193arrow-down15
arrow-up1188arrow-down1external-linkDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukOhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square158linkfedilink
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoI mean Jesus could release the files himself hes all powerful no?
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoYeah but he doesn’t know how to use windows 11, so he’s just going to print out an email and send it in the post.
minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoHe’s about to release the… Look squirrel!
minus-squaretitanicx@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoJesus works for those in power so therefore he’s protecting them, that’s the only answer to this.
minus-squareJoeBigelow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoThat’s Supply Side Jesus, the one Evangelicals worship. He’s a dick
minus-squareMJKee9@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoBut is he powerful enough to create a rock so heavy that even he can’t lift it?
I mean Jesus could release the files himself hes all powerful no?
Yeah but he doesn’t know how to use windows 11, so he’s just going to print out an email and send it in the post.
He’s about to release the… Look squirrel!
Jesus works for those in power so therefore he’s protecting them, that’s the only answer to this.
That’s Supply Side Jesus, the one Evangelicals worship. He’s a dick
But is he powerful enough to create a rock so heavy that even he can’t lift it?