AsoFiafia

Taking into account the information OP has shared, it sounds like you’re advocating for his demise. This is inflammatory to someone with normal reactions; how do you think a violent sociopath would respond?

This is shit advice, and even though I’m sure OP knows better, I’m still going to say it: don’t do this stupid shit.

I’m afraid to ask why… 😳

Only have anecdotal evidence, so I could be crazy(I am. 😊), but the artificial colors can trigger intense manic episodes. I wouldn’t mind this, but it’s followed with an almost equal depressive episode and I dislike those a lot. They’ve had Simply Doritos(white cheddar nacho—tastes like white cheddar popcorn; cool ranch—REALLY good!) and white cheddar Cheetos for a while. I like them all and no episodes.

I love flaming hots, so I am very excited about this!

Eat them with chopsticks and avoid the finger cake entirely! I use chopsticks to eat Cheetos and Doritos.

I’m the same way with things, but I do think you handled this poorly. When people do things like this for me, also knowing I’d prefer to keep what I have or fix it if it’s malfunctioning/broken, my response is usually something along the lines of: “Thank you! This will come in handy when I can no longer use the one I have now. I’ll keep this safe until then!”

As someone else pointed out, they probably had a very good reason for getting that for you. When my lady bought me a new cell phone and I said basically what I wrote above, her response was that while she understands my current phone works, it doesn’t always work well, and she’d like to have longer, more meaningful conversations with me while I’m out of town. I asked her what she meant, since I saw no problem with it. She said my current phone didn’t keep a charge very long and the microphone wasn’t great. I learned that she called me less often than she’d like to because she felt like having me repeat myself and having to stop my work to charge the phone while having our talks was a bother to me, so she figured this would fix both of those problems. I swapped the service to the new phone immediately. She was elated, I was happy she was happy, and honestly I have a great phone that lasted two days on a charge for over a year. I also rarely have to repeat myself now, and didn’t realize that I was, in fact, bothered having to repeat myself until I didn’t have to.

Win-win, but you’ll never know if you shut it down.

Yeah, they fired me.

“We’ve detected a malfunctioning data transmitter… we meant sensor. To ensure our data mining… we meant your safety, the vehicle will not start until we can properly spy on you… we meant before the issue is corrected. Please tow the vehicle to your nearest mining facility… we meant dealer.”

Don’t be daft. When an American dies their body is rearranged in the physical matrix and their consciousness is respawned elsewhere in the digital matrix. How else do you think that country keeps spawning so many new slaves to their machine?