I remember a guy that always did stupid shit when he was drunk. One of his “party tricks” was to bite off pieces of beer glasses. One night he emptied a bottle of beer and just smashed it over his head, probably expecting it to shatter. It made a pretty anti climactic bonk sound and it knocked him out cold, hitting a barstool on the way down.

People always tell me that they smoke and eat unhealthy because they don’t want to live forever, and they somehow think it makes them sound hard af. My mom died of lung cancer and my dad is overweight as hell. Neither of these things seems fun.

It’s called American

Well yes, but he meant that he really likes underaged girls.

I think people with degrees are less likely to own a house by the age of 30, because they studied longer and have to pay off debt first. The only reason i own a house is because i found one for super cheap and renovated it myself.

Someone has to be the first female president. And she ticks all the boxes.

My family is full of semi hoarders, i’m quite the opposite, and i often really don’t get them.

But then i hold two pieces of wood in my hands and contemplate for a few moments if i should keep them.

For a billionaire he is pretty nice. Which only makes him an absolute piece of shit.

I usually make edibles with AVB.

I just had an insane flashback. We absolutely did that.

First you would have them to admit that trans or gay people are even people.

Or do the Bethesda thing and let people playtest their slop and fix it for free.

I once showed my girlfriend how to make edibles. I told her to not lick the bowl or the spoon. I still don’t know what she thought why i said it, but she proceeded to lick it anyway. She was so plastered that she couldn’t hold herself on the sofa.