I wonder why “oh no sir, please don’t take me to a gay frat house where hard bodied college boys will cum all over me!” Popped into his head? Dude clearly has issues with his own sexuality

I don’t think it’s possible to keep humans from harming each other if they want to

If you let your cat roam, you’re shit. Not only do they die, but they kill wildlife, other pets, and cause property damage. No other pet owner feels entitled to everyone else’s property being their pet’s playground but cat owners.