The fun thing is, you’ve probably already eaten horse.
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A stoned dumbass with an internet connection, I say dumb shit, make shitty jokes and I will 100% call you a cunt.
The Official Unofficial Australian Ambassador to the fediverse.
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News@lemmy.world•'Yeeted me off the couch': Behavioral school worker slings 10-year-old across room 'like Superman' following dispute over blanket, cops and mom sayEnglish
9·3 days agoslings 10-year-old across room ‘like Superman’
Like did the kid fly across the bus like superman or did he pick him up and throw him like superman.
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memes@lemmy.world•I literally describe breathtakingly good pizza as "cartoon pizza"English
45·4 days agoNinja turtles pizza always looked like it tasted amazing.
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World News@lemmy.world•Australian teen charged with sticking googly eyes on artworkEnglish
10·5 days agoWell looks like sales of googly eyes are about to go through the roof.
We must googly eye EVERYTHING!
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What kind of situation would you have to be in to think, "I really wish there was an American here right now."English
11·6 days agoWhen I can’t find the oil I brought a few months ago.
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News@lemmy.world•Trump Admin Considering Drone Strikes On Mexican Cartels Without Coordinating With Sheinbaum GovernmentEnglish
3·7 days agoI’m not defending the cartel’s, I’m just pointing out that this form of “help” will be more destructive if Mexico allows Trump to drone attack whatever he wants in the country, because he already thinks most Mexicans are criminals or rapists, so what’s stopping him from just drone bombing the shit out of the country because he believes he’s killing criminals?
He’s happy to see Americans get killed by his actions, you think he’s gonna give a shit about killing Mexicans?
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Superman is a terrible person who wants to take away people's freedom.English
2·7 days agoDidn’t he join ICE?
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News@lemmy.world•Trump Admin Considering Drone Strikes On Mexican Cartels Without Coordinating With Sheinbaum GovernmentEnglish
41·7 days agoThis is like someone breaking into your house, destroying everything but stealing all your unhealthy food to help with your diet.
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World News@lemmy.world•Surgeons remove up to 100 magnets - which have been banned in the country but bought online on Temu - from New Zealand teen’s gutEnglish
521·7 days agoEven I know not to eat magnets ffs.
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World News@lemmy.world•Australia’s richest person Gina Rinehart spotted at Donald Trump’s Halloween partyEnglish
11·7 days agoThe only good photo of her will be her autopsy photo. That soulless corrupt cunt can fuck off and die and Australia will turn that day into a public holiday to celebrate the death of Gina the Hutt.
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News@lemmy.world•Most Americans say country is on the wrong track, blame Trump for inflation, disapprove of the president and say he is going too far to expand power of presidencyEnglish
352·8 days agoWell, what are you guys gonna do about it?
We’ve been overly horny since time began, we just have better access to our horny vices now.
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World News@lemmy.world•Australian influencer family move to UK to avoid social media banEnglish
14·10 days agoThat’s just like moving to corporate because you hate your retail job.
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Games@lemmy.world•Perplexity.ai is offering a full year of free AI accessEnglish
14·12 days agoSo you learnt not to put a QR code, but you still haven’t got the point we don’t want to use your “free” service.
I’d call you a dumbass, but that would be a compliment.
What do you think — could this be a real alternative to ChatGPT? 🤔
I think you should fuck off with your shitty ads.
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News@lemmy.world•US citizen, 67, ‘has six ribs broken’ by Border Patrol agents, his running club saysEnglish
10·12 days agoNazi America living up to its new name again.



Hahahahahah yes, drink your toilet moonshine and die you disgusting fuck.