What’s Upcloud?

Silly Slurp (can I call you slurp?) Lenin wasn’t born a sentient mushroom, he was simply transformed into one after partaking in psychedelic mushrooms and incorporating their means of production into his cellular matrix, and therefore is incapable of spawning mushroom progeny

that sentient shroom owns a custom fursuit that costs as much as a small yaczt

Yes Chipotle, consumer demand is the issue, not the fact that your food safety track record reads like a Chinese bio lab

How many layers of leopards eating other leopard’s faces have we reached at this point?

Run! Rabbit Run!

The whole album is solid gold in my heart

Man, who packs their kid’s lunch in the shower

Anyway, just shows I don’t have what it takes to be a parent

Tenacious D sold out maaan

I only ever used Reddit via web, but on Lemmy I have Mlem, which has increased my mobile use a ton

Psychic Drones are real, I knew it

I want this random internet stranger to preside over the trial when my backyard Bald Eagle cloning/ fair trade human meat grocery business comes to light, not to mention the homemade SMR powering it all

That’s exactly what a pinko leftist Antifa pedo cabal sleeper agent would say

I look forward to the generation long Austist/antiautist war

Nintendo is just dedicated to shooting themselves in the foot as hard as possible with this launch aren’t they?