Yeet billionaires into space is a decent start.

Yeah. But fuck em. Call em what they are.

The backlash from the racist bigots you mean. Where else are they going to go after church to be mean to the wait staff

Let go Donnie!! Fuck grocery prices. This is what is important.

Let’s go Donnie!!!

How else will anyone know that they used their truck for something more than getting groceries? They have to let everyone know they tow a lawn mower with the ridiculously large truck.

Convince my parents to put all their money in some fruit company about apples.

Ryan Reynolds. The exception would be Waiting. I’m just so over him and his one dimensional acting.