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Cake day: July 1st, 2025

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  • Once I was with a group at a breakfast buffet, and I had a piece of bacon that was about 95% fat. Someone said they’d give me $5 to pour a packet of Sweet’n Low on it and eat it.

    I regretted taking them up on it.

    My true worst isn’t technically food, but we cooked down a bunch of San Pedro cactus to try to make mescaline. The juice tasted like ultra concentrated dirty bong water.

    The worst part is it didn’t work.