I have a selection of custom names that I usually choose from depending on genre and the characters appearance. It’s like a mix of self insertion and roleplaying.

In 3 days:

My neigbors are doing this weird fetish thing where one openly shits on the ground and the other one watches from the safety of his shrubbery. What do I do??

I wholeheartedly don’t care about any of that. I just go with the flow and give the present moment my full attention.

You had that screenshot locked and loaded 😂

i don’t really participate in social media or any of that.

That’s probably the main difference. I spend like 20 minutes a day on lemmy and that’s it. I used to be very active on TikTok and Reddit. Went from a depressed and anxious mess to having a job and being happy and outgoing basically by focusing on what’s in front of me rather than what’s on my screen. Many people stay in their defeatist echo chambers and that’s the only reality they engage with. There are plenty of reasons to be worried but the thing is there always are. Life, society, family and so on have always been fragile. All you can do is enjoy what you have in this very moment.

I don’t believe him but the thing is if I was locked up at home with a technological device strapped to my ankle I’d 100% fiddle with it out of curiosity so I gotta say he kinda picked a reasonable excuse.

It’s all relative innit

Dyrym

It’s also the recommendation for any other ailment. For severe cases with a swig of pickle brine to chase it down.

We couldn’t hate you any more than you seem to hate yourself

I hate it when people use multiple metric prefixes, a trillion terrawatts is a quettawatt.

It’s “terawatts” with one r. Also that’s a somewhat common unit so I can imagine it much better than when it’s converted to something I’ve never heard of. “Trillion” isn’t even a metric prefix btw, it’s just a number.

t’s better than looking pathetic holding on to what little hair I have just to have it longer lol

100% agree with this part

When you can’t have it anymore you kinda miss it.

Personally I wouldn’t go back to longer hair even if I had the option. It’s just too practical. And the more of them fall out the easier the rest becomes to trim.

1 - 3 mm. As you said it’s perfect. I’m 29 and don’t really care about the standing out part anymore but I still remember that when I first tried it at 17 I did get a lot of nice comments. Exclusively by guys but still.

They have living descendants (no longer degenerate or even slightly visually reminiscent of the well known ones) so theoretically you could just ask.

With goo

If someone is about to get in your path just look at where you’re trying to walk instead of looking at them. They’ll move instinctively.

Every time I tried I ended up with a buzzcut. Now I just give myself buzzcuts from the get-go.

Laugh my ass off and ask for a copy most likely

Are you from Verona by any chance?