My favorite conspiracy is that no one killed JFK. His head just did that.
Are we sure it wasn’t a pre-existing condition?
An insurance doctor would say that unironically
So in Seattle last week there was a man who accidentally shot himself in the leg while driving his car. He called 911 because he obviously needed help, but tried to tell cops that he was shot by a stranger while driving. They asked why there were no entry holes in his car, and I think he went to jail for being a dumbass.
Anyway, how do we know JFK didn’t accidentally shoot himself and then try to cover it up because he was so embarrassed.
My theory is that one of his security details turned around to ask him a question and accidentally shot him in the face like Marvin in pulp fiction
lol this is the best theory I’ve ever heard. Except they would have shot him like three times by accident. Then they go to Nixon’s house where he is complaining about his wife’s coffee.
I would pay to see that movie.
Did you notice a sign in front of my house that said dead president storage?
This is what happens when old men don’t take up model railroading.
Or wargaming, which is a type of model railroading.
it’s weird but back when that huge Earthquake in Syria happened there were a lotta people with no relation to Syria at all adamant that it was a hoax because of stupid things like not seeing the ground shake (in an era where image stabilisation technology is the norm lol) I can’t even begin to understand conspiracy theorists but people like Anon’s granddad are pretty common
Early signs of dementia or paranoid schizophrenia, maybe.
(Psst. This is a metaphor.)
I’m glad I don’t live in Whales, movies are history, and JFK supports Luigi
Most sane Arsenal supporter.
