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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago

Anon is a survivor

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Anon is a survivor

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago
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  • ExplosiveLynx@lemmy.world
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    Anon is a shitty driver

    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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      Anon is a squirrel

      Except for the driving part but it’s all relative

      • rtxn@lemmy.world
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        Pretty sure most squirrels are also terrible drivers.

    • nickwitha_k (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      That’s also what I read from that.

  • GraniteM@lemmy.world
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    Anon:

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    deleted by creator

    • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net
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      Every single person who ever lived could use this logic and they’d never see it disproven.

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        deleted by creator

  • froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    5 months ago

    immortal from Incincible comic

    anon is Invisible

  • Apeman42@lemmy.world
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    Anon discovers quantum immortality, blows through alternate selves faster than Jet Li.

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    Immortal means you can’t die, or alternatively you can’t die of natural causes. It doesn’t mean you avoid accidents.

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    Bought a crazy eScooter last year, literally backflipping me on zero start if I don’t set the take off power to below 10%. Have at least one brush with severe injury every time I go for a joyride. Nearly died a couple of times, had a accident that put me on crutches for two weeks last autumn.

    So, what’s your hobby?

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    fake: anon is just a shitty driver

    gay: anon is bragging in hopes to score with other anons

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