Anon is a shitty driver
Anon is a squirrel
Except for the driving part but it’s all relative
Pretty sure most squirrels are also terrible drivers.
That’s also what I read from that.
Anon:

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Every single person who ever lived could use this logic and they’d never see it disproven.
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anon is Invisible
Anon discovers quantum immortality, blows through alternate selves faster than Jet Li.
Immortal means you can’t die, or alternatively you can’t die of natural causes. It doesn’t mean you avoid accidents.
Bought a crazy eScooter last year, literally backflipping me on zero start if I don’t set the take off power to below 10%. Have at least one brush with severe injury every time I go for a joyride. Nearly died a couple of times, had a accident that put me on crutches for two weeks last autumn.
So, what’s your hobby?
fake: anon is just a shitty driver
gay: anon is bragging in hopes to score with other anons







