A mashup using elements from this old dancing PSA:
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Also, when on the highway, remember: A safe following distance is 69 bible-lengths per 72,411 bible-lengths-per-hour of speed.
Bonus layer to this: It’s the Christian rock of joke comments. I just took regular old advice, crossed out words, and replaced them with bible.
Boring math stuff
- Assuming a handheld bible size of 8.75 inches tall
- Safe following distance is 69 bible lengths (keeping that from the post) per 10 MPH of speed
- 10 miles = 633,600 inches / 8.75 = 72, 411 bibles
It’s also important to let others know you’re turning with a turn signal approx. 420 bibles away from an intersection.
