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cladistii@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Prayers

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Prayers

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cladistii@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • Ephera@lemmy.ml
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    Thought, it was gonna be Jesus vs. God:

  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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    I swear I saw this comic in Adventures of God, but that isn’t the artists style…

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    1 day ago

    Old testament solutions really were like this tbh

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      That’s way too helpful to be an old testament solution. They would start by God declaring what the problem is, and it doesn’t matter if anybody agrees.

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      20 hours ago

      King Solomon with his fetish for dismembered babies enters the chat.

  • n3m37h@sh.itjust.works
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    1 day ago

    This is why I pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, it couldnt hurt anyone with those noodley appendages

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      1 day ago

      R’amen!

    • AreaKode@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      I prefer to ignore deities that are incapable of hurting me.

      • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world
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        I prefer to ignore deities. that are incapable of hurting me.

        My stance.

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          18 hours ago

          That’s the great thing about religion but the terrible thing about religious people.

  • Valmond@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    He could just let them win different years/competitions…

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      1 day ago

      We are talking about the Christian God (I presume), obviously he would do something terrible.

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        1 day ago

        He never has

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          5 hours ago

          Satan was the good guy.

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            3 hours ago

            The guy responsible for every evil act on earth? Definitely not.

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              God did that.

              Let’s see. Don’t eat from a tree (without explanation). They eat, and then he decides, “you know what, y’all get to suffer forever. Women, childbirth is going to be painful and deadly.” All because he gave them free will and then told them not to use it.

              Made up bullshit anyway.

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            @PunnyName @Flax_vert eh. I would say he at least had very valid points

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              3 hours ago

              Ah yes, the bit where he caused suffering for the sake of his ego was definitely a valid point

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                God? Totally.

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          That’s true since fictional characters don’t actually exist.

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          He has quite a few times actually

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            19 hours ago

            God is perfect by definition.

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              He’s also imaginary by definition.

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              Then you agree to those atrocities committed, i am not here to judge anyone but guys be aware of them if someone suddently disappear XD

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                18 hours ago

                What? 🤣

                • Holyginz@lemmy.world
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                  Your laughing emoji just makes you seem like a clown. If you aren’t aware of the many many many atrocities committed by/in the name of God, you are like a child trying to debate an adult on this subject.

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    God can just do whatever he wants. He could’ve simply said “no” to both of them. The act of prayer is a fool’s errand and to assume he’d bend to anyone’s will would be considered arrogant.

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    Please collect your fedoras here

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