please just use cans at the beach.
glass ends up broken, inevitably
And please use proper sex toys and not bottles, packaging, food or explosives
Add wedding rings to that list. Folks, please just buy yourself sex toys and don’t make us have to call the fire department to get your wedding ring off your now ruined dick.
Or
Food and explosives
I vaguely remember a video of someone with enough time, a pack of mentos fresh & a 2 liter coca cola bottle.
We’re talking about sex toys.
explosives
But I love it when things explode inside of me 😩
a old.guy was to the ER with a ww2 bomb in his ass. They had yo call the police. Google it it’s ridiculous
bottles, packaging, food or explosives
Why does this thing touch on design elements from all these categories‽
It looks like a fragile mortar round full of beer.
They’re all full of beer - if you’re Russian frontline enough.
Are there beaches that allow glass? Not around here.
people just do. it’s not like there is any kind of enforcement.
LOL, not on our beaches! We take great pride and someone would probably call the cops. Rivers OTOH, JFC. My little kids pulled 3 grocery bags worth of bottles out of a tiny area just underwater.
Rivers OTOH, JFC. My little kids pulled 3 grocery bags worth of bottles out of a tiny area just underwater.
People are so braindead when it comes to bodies of water and alcohol.
Obligatory “Without a Paddle” scene:
Shove a cold beer into hot sand. Great idea.
And be unable to use the bottle anywhere else. We already have all sorts of cup holder options for the beach; this looks like a solution in search of a problem.
Not to mention it’s sand… You can prop up a flat bottomed bottle into it pretty easily.
Honey what’s wrong? You haven’t touched your Corona™ butt plug
A plug should have a base. That’s more of a butt mortar
“butt mortar” is an incredible turn of phrase, thank you
You were thinking dildo, I was thinking molotov cocktail. We are not the same.
When people put beer in their ass, they usually don’t put the whole bottle up there. Just the liquid, because you get drunker quicker. How is this gonna help butt-chug the beer?
Actually this could make it safer. If you were to butt chug this, as in cap removed, drinking end in hole, the flared base would ideally prevent any accidental clenching resulting in a full absorption of the bottle. However, I don’t think the flare is aggressive enough to do that.
