• PNW_Doug@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    Haha yeah.
    Once when bicycle touring an older lady cornered me and kept grilling me on what method I was using to stay hydrated. I was puzzled by her repeated questions and eventually said, “Oh! I use a method honed to perfection by 500 million years of vertebrate evolution.”

    She looked puzzled a moment, so I clarified: “I drink when I’m thirsty.”

    She stomped off in a huff.