Davriellelouna@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 5 months agoRyan Walters, the Oklahoma schools chief who mandated that all schools teach the Bible, was caught watching porn in his officewww.oklahoman.comexternal-linkmessage-square108linkfedilinkarrow-up1430arrow-down15
arrow-up1425arrow-down1external-linkRyan Walters, the Oklahoma schools chief who mandated that all schools teach the Bible, was caught watching porn in his officewww.oklahoman.comDavriellelouna@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square108linkfedilink
minus-squareD_C@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up17·5 months agoI’ve read the ten commandments and not one of them states that we aren’t allowed to watch porn in his office!!
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·5 months agoI think that was on the tablet Moses dropped.
minus-squareaeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-27 days agodeleted by creator
minus-squareRampantParanoia2365@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoThou shall not watch porn in this one dude’s office. Doth not worry about what an office is, they shall cometh later. So sayeth the Lord. Or something.
minus-squareBussyGyatt@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agoDamn that’s the exact joke I was gonna make
minus-squareScrambled Eggs @lazysoci.allinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoTechnically true. I’ll allow it.
minus-squareCatDogL0ver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoWelcome to “Bible story with porn star, Gigi Dolores.” Ten testaments never say porn is bad. We need more porn star Bible teachers to spread the good news!
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoDo not covet your neighbor’s wife. Your neighbor’s daughter on the other hand… 👌🏼
minus-squareCatDogL0ver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoDon’t forget those college guys next door. Daddies may like them more.
I’ve read the ten commandments and not one of them states that we aren’t allowed to watch porn in his office!!
I think that was on the tablet Moses dropped.
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Thou shall not watch porn in this one dude’s office. Doth not worry about what an office is, they shall cometh later. So sayeth the Lord. Or something.
Damn that’s the exact joke I was gonna make
Technically true. I’ll allow it.
Welcome to “Bible story with porn star, Gigi Dolores.”
Ten testaments never say porn is bad. We need more porn star Bible teachers to spread the good news!
Do not covet your neighbor’s wife.
Your neighbor’s daughter on the other hand… 👌🏼
Don’t forget those college guys next door. Daddies may like them more.