Future? No Thanks! was meant to be announced weeks ago but the Steam page didn’t pass the first review because a screenshot marked as “Suitable for all ages” had suggestive themes.
The screenshot? This one
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Steam reviewers under pressure from anti-porn bigots:
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Frankly ive seen worse in nintendo games, namely the fairy fountains in ocarina of time.
That was also in the '90s, before people could be bothered to give half a shit. Fresh off the 80s Masters of the Universe style. It still wasn’t cool for kids back then. No reason for her to have a revealing vine fit. Tangent, but I still hear all that music in my head constantly. It slaps.
They also didnt tone it down at all for the 3ds re-master(?) of it.
Oh for real? I didn’t play that. Part of me says preserve it as it was and part of me says they had the chance and still chose horny.