Donald Trump threw out a new rationale for his reported birthday letter to Jeffrey Epstein: Someone forged his signature.
  • Cenzorrll@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Where are we on this one?

    • That didn’t happen
    • And if it did, it wasn’t that bad
    • And if it was, that’s not a big deal
    • And if it is, that’s not my fault <— I’m guessing here
    • And if it was, I didn’t mean it
    • And if I did, you deserved it
    • adb@lemmy.mlEnglish
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      5 months ago

      I think he’s just going for the good old “it wasn’t me” joker

      • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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        5 months ago

        Ah, the good old shaggy defence.
        🎵"They caught me grifting, it wasn’t me. I had to go bankrupt, it wasn’t me. They saw me raping, it wasn’t me. They filmed a piss tape, it wasn’t me.🎶