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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 days ago

Anon is dehydrated

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Anon is dehydrated

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 days ago
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  • Shayeta@feddit.org
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    Wait, does this mean bidet usage straight up destroys your gut biome over time?!

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      If the bidet is pushing the water into your colon you either need to use lower pressure or do some butthole exercises to seal that fucker up.

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      …how high are you setting the pressure on that thing?

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        Pressure washer, get it right up in there to clean it out.

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          My experience with pressure washers has always been splattery. I would not voluntarily choose a splattery bidet experience.

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        Uhhh… max, so about 80 PSI? Is that too much?

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          If you have to worry about it getting in you and disturbing your gut biome, hell yes. That thing is for external use only.

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            Alright, definitely gonna lower pressure then. Sadly I no longer feel as “clean”.

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          As additional pressure until the water runs red.

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        About 60–70 psi, what about it?

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      No, it hits the surface, it won’t reach your guts, you would need the nozzle stuck up your ass for that

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      Where do you put the nozzle?

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      Not sure if we are mixing bidets with anal douching here? A bidet is not intended for internal use.

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