being generally disruptive, uncooperative, wasting the court’s time on complete legal nonsense and overall idiocy.

Which one of the above are jailable offenses?

The green thing on the white box above is a 4x sc apc fiber connector

Theyre not. Since there is optical fiber involved (laser) the light inside white cables work better in a bright environment, there will be less light attenuation leaking out. The reverse is true in a dark environment, dark cables will block more light keeping it inside of the cable, leaving more data intact without loss.

This is great proof of your inability to count lol