Whelp, guess I’m now waiting for a call from my dad where he calls me a terrorist.

Been to the grocery store? I’d say it’s ramping up right on schedule.

It’s not wrong, it’s a lie. He does absolutely know how tariffs work, but he also knows that most Americans don’t, I can promise you, if you ask a dozen random strangers who pays the tariffs, you will end up hearing the presidents words.