But what if I need to haul something big? Crying ain’t gonna help me there

Damn, dude literally went from Gomorrah to Sodom

Public services are the devil, and “giving people stuff for free” will make them lazy slobs. Especially when those people go to Libertarian towns and wonder why there’s no trash pickup schedule or no firefighters.

Are you also treating your neighborhood like a war zone? Cause if so, I’d say change your attitude first if you want your town to be less crimey. Everything looks like a nail when you’re a hammer