Too bad those sliding phones never really caught on

She’ll give up Trump’s most wanted and head off into the sunset (or resume operations, one).

I guess I just don’t feel bad for corporations.

Some of the viral videos show this in action. In one, a man can be heard telling employees at Chipotle that he was called in to “clean house” because portion sizes have been “lacking.”

He makes a phone call to call in his troops, who then begin haphazardly “cleaning” the restaurant and attempting to enter the employees-only area behind the counter as the store’s manager calls the police.

Honestly, it’s kinda funny. I wouldn’t watch the video, but reading the article brought out a chuckle.

That fan is responsible for a lot of people finding out their name was Luke and their best friend was their dad.

I think because it’s the state doing it.

I feel like someone should have noticed. I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen someone wearing a twenty pound necklace.