Give a stoner a bag of weed and nothing to smoke out of and suddenly you’ll have an engineer.

Yeah, the guy that single-handedly dropped the company’s stock value by ~20% should get a nice big bonus.

There once was a frog named Kermit, who dated Mrs Piggy, and every other wednesday night they get bizzy…

“Golly Mr., that’s one big penis you’ve got there!”

That’s alright, I’m pretty Basic.

I assume you mean some form of financial assistance? Hard to be sure when people use random acronyms without explanation…

Not everyone has the privilege of access to such assistance, others lack the knowledge or guidance to seek it.

I’ll just pay for that with the job I can’t get…