Also boiled in oil and fed to lions before finally dying only after escaping the Romans.

That’s “The Martyrdom of Saint Vitus.” If it makes you feel better, he survives this as well as many other tortures. His associates, the two mourners, are Modestus and Crecentia.

Yes, it says “the thing that we need.” I can’t imagine that being more than one thing.

True, but the post was specifically singular.

I’d rather have the fascists out of the government.