At least the chicken will help by eating the popcorn.

It doesn’t, which is why I think the conspiracy that Just Stop Oil is sponsored by big oil to give the environmental movement a bad name is quite plausible. The other explanation is they’re organically that stupid.

I’m gonna need some context I’m afraid.

There’s a huge number of people here who would learn a lot from giving tech support to someone like my mum.

Most of the tags I’ve assigned to people are less than flattering.

I’d never really thought about this, but most people’s feet are significantly shorter than a foot, aren’t they?

Since May, archaeologists working at Magna have unearthed eight massive leather shoes that each measure more than 11.8 inches long.

So four pairs? Was there one gigantic dude there that kept losing his shoes?

First, I’m not in the US.

Second, that may be the way things are done, but that doesn’t make them good.

Yeah, this comic is putting perfect in the way of good.

Not to mention, there are people who do need vehicles, the trades being one example.

You sound like you need a hug.

Are they parodying other comics though, or is this said in earnest?

This is a really shit comic.

If you have to label everything, you’re not doing well at communicating by a visual medium.

Oh, it definitely is.

It’s a lot more bleak than most Onion headlines, but it fits.

Yeah, that makes sense. If you’re already on a footpath, I don’t see how a high vis would make any difference.

I’d love to see a source for that claim, because I do drive in rural areas with no street lighting, and high vi’s makes a person visible from multiple times the distance.

Also, people driving on the back roads tend to be paying a bit more attention.

Yeah, I’m guessing you’ve never been anywhere properly rural. The distances involved are huge, and there are almost no pedestrians, as going anywhere but the neighbour’s place would mean walking for hours.

Putting in footpaths on every road would be an absurd amount of money.

I mean, making sure drivers can see you seems like a very sensible thing to do. I’ve come across pedestrians on unlit roads, and any sort of high visibility clothing or a light makes them visible from multiple times the distance.

There’s a reason cyclists are required to have lights outside of daylight hours where I live.

You absolutely love that word, don’t you?

I’ve come across similar cyclists, no lights, no reflectors, dark clothing. Just borderline suicidal.

I don’t think you’ve ever been to a rural area, have you?