Kenny2999

Steve ‘n’ Seagulls

I recommend starting with bg3. It felt like more bang for the buck and the characters are chefs kiss. Both are soulful story-driven rpgs so can’t go wrong either way.

Yay, I’m a control group!

beating beats beating

No, I don’t think I will, captain, it’s gonna blow.

Users: Doesn’t matter, had Xegs.

unbearable

Pelit. I don’t know how old it is but the above one was the first issue I bought. One of the original dudes still there making up terrible wordplays.

I just haven’t seen any correlation with game quality. A short subjective rant from a random gamer is much more useful, especially with those hidden indie gems.

Steam reviews are a great source of info and entertainment. The score is absolutely useless.

When actually picking my next game I’ve trusted the same gaming magazine for over 30 years.

To paraphrase some guy I met on a carriage ride the other day: Hey you. You’re finally a woke.

The sequel

To think he could be making licence plates for free. /s

Exactly! Just like on the map of Scandinavia, you could call Sweden and Norway the shaft and Demark the ejaculate.

could cut it with scissors

In a less terrible timeline, the dildo floppin around the court would be orange.

the microwave