If everyone in the world was on one universal time, some people would be functioning in the dark while people on the other side of the world are functioning in the daylight. Not fair. Time zones are essential. And yes, in most places in the world, 12:00 p.m. is when the sun is highest in the sky.

You’ve never had dick on your tongue because you had helicopter parents who made sure you didn’t put anything in your mouth that isn’t food?

I wonder why they wouldn’t just cremate immediately, which makes me wonder if morgue is waiting for a moment when cremating a non-paying homeless person would be most time-and cost-efficient, horrifying I imagine that they might throw that body in with the next paying customer. You know family members are never allowed to witness a cremation of loved one, even if they’re the ones who paid the fee. So hey, morgue might as well throw in a homeless guy, make it a two-for-one deal. Because surely there are costs associated with heating up the crematorium.

Toddler as soon as Mom turns her back:

Licks the couch & sucks on wooden table leg

(your username is kinda epic)

I was 8 years old when I learned the multiplication table and I honed it through repetition over the next couple years. Everyone in our class had a multiplication table taped to the upper left corner of our desks. I think it was optional. Not required. It was more of a fashion statement at the time, showing who had a “Trapper Keeper” because we’d cut that multiplication table out of the corner of one of the folders that the trapper keepers came with. So it was in style at the time in the mid 1980s. In idle moments I’d study it. It was fascinating as I began to notice the patterns and the magic of the math and it was fun to learn & memorize. Grateful to learn that in my youth because my brain would not be so pliable & spongelike these days.

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And today on Lemmy we learned that bees thrive on the right amount of the nutrient sterol 🐝 😊

Jared Leto does fuck a lot of people

Really? Some people die in airplane crash while holding hands with a loved one sitting next to them.

The lovers who died in an embrace together in that Pompeii volcano disaster a long time ago

People die together sometimes in car crashes

I think you mean daylight savings time is dumb & you hate it,(?) which would be understandable.

Time zones however are part of nature.

Sucking on couches & table legs & footballs. Toddlers have a lot going on at school.

Some toddlers have helicopter parents who never let them put anything in their mouth. Will they be stunted in their growth and development and sensory skills?

It’s been 20 hours so far since you last reported, Still holding up?

Ironically enough, it sounds expensive because it sounds like someone bought a bunch of land for that purpose to appeal to people who want to be buried naturally. Big money Maker for them.

I’m sincerely curious, what is done with corpses like that? And who takes care of it?

Well yeah but then it’s back to the addictive aspect. That’s like telling a heroin addict to carry around all the supplies for heroin in his pocket but just don’t do heroin. People trying to recover from heroin probably shouldn’t keep heroin in their pockets.