Good. This is antifa.

Gay steampunk. Yeah, pretty spot on. I’m cosplaying this, NEK.

It isn’t fair. They have a lot to answer for.

Those rings in our wheat aren’t enough, the bastards. Most of us do t even speak wheat rings anymore.

Were you watching my Sims play throughs?

Oof.

I live in a 120 year old house and had several rooms violated by the worst fake pictures-of-wood that was glued down with industrial adhesive, and with many patches with terrible wood in conspicuous places.

There’s no way to make my wood look goood naked.

Yours is gorgeous. Thanks.

Pic of your floorboards? Sorry if that’s too forward.

Now I’m picturing a sort of reverse cargo cult situation in which the aliens, after a generation or so, think this is expected as a sort of human greeting.

It seems weird, but it always starts good relations, so…

(e: in some federation of planets, word has got round that this is the customary greeting when visiting earth.)

Most people who report such an experience seem to have been relatively uninjured. e: sometimes they claim to be tagged with a chip or something. We tend to do that to animals, too.

Yeah, but the actual answer is how white are you?

Why do you keep throwing away the mice I bring you? I work really hard for those, and we both know they’d overrun the place if I ignored them.

You’re being a bit rude.

Orcas have been attacking and sinking yachts. Apparently, CEO Marcus Hale (crypto bro) was sailing off the coast of Portugal last October when his yacht was attacked by orcas. He drowned. Here’s the only article I can find that’s not a video or twitter post: https://www.bitrue.com/blog/marcus-hale-crypto-ceo-death

I can’t find a more reputable link, so can’t vouch for the veracity of this. The orcas have been revolting for a few years, though.