…I feel like you totally missed the point. Destroy all humans. Humans are now extinct. Erase their effects on the planet. And rebuild the ecosystem with species that are healthy for the planet.

Humans make the mistake of thinking that they are the most important thing in existence, and the world would end without them. This planet has survived countless exinctions of species in the past. It’ll survive just as well without us.

To me, there is no risk. Destroying the world is the goal. Humans had a very bad run on this planet. Destroy. Erase. Rebuild.

Yes, I too read the article preview.

Can’t raise kids? Don’t have kids. You’re not ready yet.

I assumed they have been for 40 years. And I’m 41.

!fuck_ai@lemmy.world

Lets test if I have this format right.

Well then you shouldn’t be ordering Cupids Coffee

I mean, that depends. How much love did she put in the coffee?

Have you SEEN the world we’re in? This society is a dumpster fire!

…can I watch?

I feel like upvotes aren’t enough. So I just want to say:

YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!

for no particular reason.

Is anyone else as confused as I am?

Don’t know why you’re being downvoted. This IS how you stop it.

…they named their daughter “Bacon”?

Nice to see Calvin from Calvin and Hobbs got married.

Ancient solutions??? Shit! That would work TODAY!!!

If Kamala Harris had promised bigger penis’s to all men if elected, she would be president right now.

Thats how I know all those pills and whatnot aren’t worth trying. If ANYTHING worked, it would become a competition. And suddenly it wouldn’t even be about if women liked it. Guys would be walking around with 60 inch dicks complaining they aren’t big enough, because their neighbor is 90 inches soft.

And the human race would end, because no woman would be able to even take dicks anymore, so they’d just stop having sex.

And guys would STILL keep growing.

But none of that is real. So I know anything selling penis enlargement is a scam without needing to even try.

George Carlin said something similar. I may forget the exact quote, but paraphrasing goes something like this:

He had just spent 40 minutes in a routine where he mocks society and points out the deep fundamental issues he has with people. Then he says something along the lines of “It may surprise you to know this, but I’m a people person! No, I’m serious! I am! I LOVE people…just in small groups, preferably no larger than a group of 1, and even then only for 3-5 minutes. Depending on your personality of coarse. But I do! I love people. I love talking to people. People are so interesting when you single them out. Individually theres a lot of smart motherfuckers out there. Lots of smart motherfuckers, who instantly lose their minds when you put them in a group, and start talking about politics and religion. That’s when everything goes to shit. Now suddenly you got guys burning crosses and wearing red armbands. Something about putting people in a group setting makes them forget that they’re really smart by themselves. Thats what I can’t stand. I love people, but I can’t stand a crowd. Because in every crowd is some big ego motherfucker who thinks he’s better than everybody else, and suddenly the actual smart people are nowhere to be found. All those ideas go out the window when you get ideology involved.”