Cars are dangerous - I know, let’s arrest people who don’t use them!

When I was 8 or so, I rode the subway to the end of the line and back just for fun…

Just keep swimming

It’s not so they won’t forcibly take your car, it’s so you won’t get tangled up in the seatbelt when they yank you out. Stupid any way you look at it considering how unlikely one thing is to happen vs the other, but at least there is some logic to it.

imagine the gender performances these guys are putting on

Hello, fellow woman. Would you like to go to the bathroom together and have periods?

I play guitar hero as Casey Lynch. I figure why play as who you look like when you can play as who you want to look at?

If I were going for accuracy to body type, I’d have to pick Lars Umlaut…

Your ignorance does not make a convincing argument.

It’s pronounced “misery”

OP’s mom is not a small thing.