They won’t give me that shit but Garfield can? Fml

Spooge is my muse!

I blow a couple of really good dudes .

No she wants nothing to do with me.

It’s ok he is a Pastor.

I’m a huge pothead. Both literally and figuratively.

Trick question I did that shit last year.

My weed guy.

How do you wipe your butt?!?!

You win let’s close this up.

Maybe they just really like fastvpn

No but I sure can’t suck a dick like I used to.

Oh I like you you can come over and fuck my wife.

Jam it right in my ass!

I remember reading that he turned down next friday because he didn’t want to normalize weed use.

https://www.reddit.com/r/entertainment/comments/rrnveh/ice_cube_says_chris_tucker_turned_down_12m_for/

I thought he was super clean and religious?

Rapists gonna rape.

Are you a fish? I’m so confused, how did you type this?

Who wants to live to old age anyways?

I want to mess around with a three titty alien!