Is top surgery reconstructive or deconstructive?

Trans people get plastic surgery too :(

They’re probably taking out the wifi card

Hot tip: you can go at the same speed as before, and you’ll even get a discount for saving everyone’s time

I wish there were more bullshit jobs because I have no job.

I am a divine being, you are an object. You have no right to speak in my holy tongue.

That’s genius

I don’t think anyone pumps their own gas. I think you put the tube in the hole and a pump does it for you, and a computer counts how much you got. I would hate getting gas if I had to pump it like an old timey water spout.

In December 1980 an Apple will arise no man can eat. Invest thy money in Master Jobbes’s machine and good fortune will tend thy days.

The Talmud says there are evil spirits that cause sickness and I’ll fortune, and for each person there are a thousand on their left and a thousand on their right. That sounds like bacteria to me. People back then didn’t have a use for numbers bigger than a thousand or a word for microbes.

Yeah, that’s bikeable, but not walkable

Dragon tf. Hot.

If it’s an hour to the grocery store I don’t think that’s walkable either

Well memes are like movies, right? And the most popular movies are very political. Like Star Wars or Citizen Kane. I think people like politics. Whatever thing they don’t like that you’ve noticed, I don’t think it’s politics. I think it’s something else that looks like politics.

Nah, political scientists say everything is political. And since people like memes, they must like political memes, which is all memes

Rule 2 is bad too.

I think every meme is political. That’s the point of a meme.