If I could’ve become a porn star as a teenager, I absolutely would’ve done. Don’t forget that teenagers are horny. Heck, I remember talking with my friends about sexual fantasies before I was in double digits. Sure, they were incredibly under-informed fantasies bordering on cartoon parody, but the urge was there.

Buddy, wait until you hear about music streaming services.

Friend of mine has some tracks on Spotify, Tidal, Deezer etc. Only about 5,000 plays on each, and has yet to see a single penny

In the UK there’s a relatively famous brand of port (or is it sherry?) called Cockburns. Possibly would, if you uses it wrong