Read it like Frank in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia calling out his wife.

Damp Squid Testimony

One can only hope we end up with a president like Camacho. Dudes an idiot, but at least he put in the effort to help his constituents by finding the smartest dude he could and have him solve their problems.

They’re about as much of an artist as the dude that operates the wave machine at the water park is Poseidon.

I’m gonna call it “sparkling regional train”.

Do these guys not count because Florida? I know it’s not as impressive as China’s efforts, but it’s something.