None of those cars look like Playstation 1 cars. These are Playstation 2 AT WORST. I lust for a low poly SACK OF SHIT

I think it looks like shit and I LIKE that it looks like shit. I’ll never have one, but maybe there is a parallel reality where we have woke Musk, and I can also afford one.

5-0

Crime is at a 50 year low across the entire country.

You got me. Fortunately, I don’t need to look very hard to find a replacement.

I submit, for your consideration, ‘I will always love you’ by Dolly Parton, as one example; the many works of Emily Dickinson; and probably a non-zero number of works attributed to men (Such as the Brönte Sisters) since women have not been socially allowed to benefit from the arts until reletively recently.

Edit: see below comment, updated with Dolly.

What? You don’t want to play another indie rogulile/meta-commentaty rpg? How about a ‘deep’ story that they plagiarized from a kids’ show?

I couldn’t finish Dark Ages. Some kind of secret sauce was missing that was present in 2016 and eternal.

Finally: some hard fucking games!