DominusOfMegadeus

May he be simultaneously stricken with all respiratory viruses

Problem solvers get shit on in all age groups, friend. Tons of people of all ages have serious trouble admitting they need help.

Starting January 1, 2026, providers are barred from providing hormone care and puberty blockers only “if the performance or administration of the procedure or medication is for the purpose of altering or attempting to alter the appearance of or affirm the minor’s perception of his or her gender or sex, if that perception is inconsistent with the minor’s biological sex.”

I’m pretty sure my perception of who I am, and its validity, have absolutely nothing to do with what republicans think. Pretty sure that’s also true for all humans.

I moved here on purpose

Assuming there are still elections this time, I’m definitely running for something in Maine

We can just herd them all together is places called…umm…Sanctuary Districts! Where everyone gets a roof over their head and a meal. I’m sure there won’t be any riots or anything.

Yes, as in entirely, minus $

Oh good, it’s overblown. And thusly nothing I’m seeing in reality has any bearing on um…reality…

Just like birds, I am told. I mean, these DOJ fuckwads identify as human, and I deny their existence, which makes it true.

Let me know when y’all want to march on Washington and physically remove these asshats from power. I can fit 4 other people in my truck.

I didn’t even need a report. I was assuming, from the fact that LinkedIn stopped sending me suggestions of jobs to apply for, and now sends notifications of jobs that were filled, that I guess I missed out on (?🤷‍♂️). I can’t explain the logic behind their decision to do this, but I assumed it had something to do with a scarcity of open job opportunities.

We are living in a country, and a reality, in which the American president was so threatened by this little dude, that he has almost entirely defunded public broadcasting.

This explains everything

In other news…

Rising heat is causing students to underperform across the globe

That’s enough out of you. We don’t feed school children in this country! The balls on this one. Someone alert ICE!

I had bone spurs in my shoulder once. Then I had an operation and no longer had bone spurs. Then my shoulder worked normally, and I could do normal things.

Trump-level delicate

I would take a hamster with a Yes / No button over Hawley