Can we not do the Reddit thing, where we pretend we’re all shut-ins and social outcasts for some reason? I got sick of idiots making the same tired joke of “hurdur, what is sex, we’re Redditors” in every thread, and frankly I don’t want the same sentiment here.

A diss from beyond the grave, this is some top notch stuff.

I miss goofy email forwards, today’s boomers post racist shit on Facebook.

It’s okay, the peon knows his master truly loves him, and feels safe as his thrall ❤️.

If you’re in the business of selling slop, it has to be cheap and readily available. Nobody is paying restaurant prices for warmed over garbage.

Self-Hosting? What happened to saving things onto a hard drive?

I always have at least three if not four layers of clothing - easier to take off a layer than shiver.

Volkswagen is a better Nazi car anyway.

Deck PCs combine the worst of both worlds, they are too cumbersome to be a proper handheld, and too underpowered to compete with desktop PCs.

Try having multiple expensive, time consuming hobbies. Gazes at unfinished minis and drawer filled with whips and sex toys

Top day is bottom day as well

The second saves water at the expense of your dignity.

Just get a purse, you can then also store some other things as well.

I can interact with actual people and not get swarmed with ads and botted traffic.

God, the “PC master race” hype is just pathetic now. Spend your life savings so you can play a 10 year old console port that runs like dogshit.

At least you have Steam sales so you can buy games that you won’t play.

You may be seeing elaborate shower cleansing routines on social media: daily exfoliation, double cleansing, antibacterial soap, loads of scented body scrubs and shower oils.

No, because I actively avoid sites that have endless scrolling short form video feeds.

The husband joins in, eagerly.

any practice that restricts my personal freedom in any way is bad

Yes? I don’t want to live in a world where giant companies decide what I can and cannot see. And big companies are bad, they act as pseudo governments that aren’t accountable to anyone, we used to break them apart before they started buying up politicians and political power.

Because electric blankets are too simple and practical I guess

So now the US can sink any ship on the high seas, no questions asked, no evidence given? Usually, terms like “state sponsored terrorism” are thrown about when dealing with such events.