Me too. It has never failed me. It turns out the kids get bored faster than I do.

You totally can and should. Get ones that match your skin tone. It’s fun when people think you’re crazy for wearing a skirt or shorts in the winter.

I’m okay with this.

I’m wearing fleece lined tights under that skirt or shorts.

My friend is this guy. I was so surprised when he wore pants to his wedding.

Billy Joel was my dad’s era but he had some good songs. Not quite my genre but I like some of it. I’ll listen to music from any time period.

Genuinely loving being old and making fun of myself for being old.

I just love Pink Floyd tbh

One of my favourite songs.

It was either that or geocities.

You may be hyper mobile! Look it up. Extra bendy in the wrong way joints, basically.

If everything from my house was stolen but I was given a tiny useless token back, no, no that isn’t better than getting nothing at all.

They’ve recognised it and that’s it. No behaviour has changed as far as I know. I’m pretty sure we (Canada) are still selling weapons to Israel. What does it matter if we officially recognise Palestine as a country if we are still sending weapons to destroy it?

There are so few kids out trick or treating these days that it’s really not that expensive to do this now, too. I will never get tired of hearing excited kids say “THIS HOUSE HAS BIG BARS!!”