Good, they got another free-loading illegal alien off the street. You know they should look into this subhuman scum with a fine-toothed telescope. His parents were child traffickers after all, and you know, them apples don’t fall far from the tree.

Good riddance, those rainbow crosswalks jumped me stole my wallet, and dressed me up as a woman 6 times last week.

Lol, thanks, boss. I typed it up on the shitter.

Do we get roller dogs and fountain drinks at this new Texaco you speak of?

My country tis

Sweet land of conservative tyranny

Of the I sing

Land where legal rights die

Land of precrime

From every mountainside

Hear freedom dying.

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I am not sure bird law allows hawks to own nuclear weapons.

That ol’ boy looks like he ate the guy who ate all the pies. His blood sugar must have been low, he was just hangry. If only someone had given him a Snickers.

What does China have against Killjoys? I mean it wasn’t the best SyFy show but it wasn’t that bad.

“Everyone but me is crazy bonkers go nuts!”

You probably don’t have anything to fear, I think 12 people got it in the '72 outbreak, but it can be brutal for livestock.

The CAPS system had been pretty successful too. I wonder what happened, they couldn’t deploy it. The lever is almost dead center and a little aft of the pilot and copilot seats.

It would be nice because if Kimmel won Trump could just completely ignore it and just live his best life like he did with that lady, Carrol, whom he raped.

Edit: Welp folk this is my 420th comment so I have to retire lol

Oh no! Not criticism, however will she recover?

Sounds like something someone who plays with dolls would say.

But does it fuck?

I don’t know man, the 90s were lit. I could do dope shit with my homies with absolutely no worries about videos or pictures. Gas was .89 a gallon, and I had a car that did wicked burnouts. You could smoke in the mall and we all wore giant pants you could fit a 40 in the pockets. Life was grand lol.