The thing is, a lot of the humor in that movie is like not that funny when you first see it, but then a couple days later out of nowhere you suddenly think: “He has a wife, you know…” And you’re like: why did I think that? Oh yeah it’s from the Life of Brian! That was hilarious!

“Blessed be the Cheesemakers…?”

“All I said was: that halibut was good enough for Jehovah!”

“Worse? How could I be making it any worse?”

“you are ALL INDIVIDUALS!!!”

“He’s not the messiah! He’s a very naughty boy!”

fml I’m dead…

Sorry to hear that, fam. My BFF had cancer but luckily health insurance covered it. It was still a nightmare.

Droppin knowledge, fam. I feel like I’m at a barbeque and we’re all sitting around shooting the breeze.

omg he’s even got a fedora… gotta be a hoax…

Life of Brian.

“The future has arrived - it’s just not evenly distributed yet.” -William Gibson

I used to get take-out at this place where for a reasonable price you’d get: strips of breaded chicken, rice, and a container of curry sauce. The chicken and rice tasted great by itself, and the curry sauce went well with ANYTHING. I mean, week-old leftovers, vegetables about to expire, bread about to go stale, you name it. I tried other curry sauces and it didn’t work. Just this magic curry sauce that went with anything you had left in the fridge.