Eat the rich.

Jim Gaffigan. I honestly don’t see why people find him so funny, maybe his brand of comedy just isn’t for me.

Old Man and the Sea, the first reading assignment I actually enjoyed. Sure it took 5 years after being weaned off of picture books to seriously get into reading, but hey I’m thankful because there’s no adventure quite like the kind that comes from a good book.

Lord of the Rings (whole trilogy)

Jurassic Park

Tropic Thunder

Escape from New York

Zombieland

The Crow