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Woody Allen… of fucking course!

He wants everyone to have that gargling ‘toad trapped halfway down his throat’ sound, so he doesn’t stand out as much.

Bingo.

“B-but everyone is leaving California!!1!”

To the people saying this: yeah, dream on. Step away from the hard right-wing media and look around. It’s a myth.

Yes there are some people leaving the state for places like Texas and Florida (sorry, but fuck knows why!). But there are still a ton of people here in CA, there are still people moving here, and there are still kids being born here. We are a loooong way from a mass exodus of economy crippling proportions.

They hate us because they ain’t us.

Spoiler alert: it was the main clown college in the Roman empire.

But seriously, that’s interesting.

Agreed. This is more a combination of naive people being exploited by a sexual predator, and the tragic ripple effects of that.

But that said, I just looked up a history of Evanescence, and there appeared to be a lot of problems in their first incarnation. Some of that might be the effects of the abuse their male band members and management suffered. But there was also a lot of bad blood between Lee and Moody that seemed to predate Tait’s abuse.

Yup. Just some unwrapped fermented meat sandwiches and a couple of horny flies. What could go wrong?!

Note to self: If you ever invent time travel and are invited to have lunch with a neanderthal tribe… politely decline!