Sounds like a distant relative to the Aristocrats

This joke is old as time, the only original part here is the boy being gay instead of straight

They clearly confessed first, works better in the original version imo

It’s a metaphor, exercise won’t fix a bad diet

I know right? Billions of dollars for rimworld tech help. Though it understands that far better than the time I tried to see if it knew GURPS, it was hilariously bad at mechanics, did give me an interesting skill idea I hadn’t considered for my isekaid wizard, turns out the Teaching skill is really important when the game becomes about starting a wizard school

The best use I’ve gotten out of GPT is troubleshooting Rimworld mod list errors, often I’ll slap the error in and it’ll tell me exactly which mod is the issue, even when it can’t the info I get back narrows it down to 4 or 5 suspects

Ironically fast food applies a speed debuff

Splitting hairs. Yall are fat now too

Jesus, I top out at half that and I’m an absolute lardass, les that I used to be but still

We compensate with gym time, you can’t outrun a cheeseburger

Or you have no sense of humor, you are supposed to celebrate differences. Not mash them down and hide them like a shameful secret

I don’t like being reduced to a slave owner as my family arrived in this nation as indentured slaves.

Better to talk about it than quietly perpetuate it, or not so quietly, I’ve never been called a mutt by another American but Europeans love to mock my “racial impurity”

It’s almost like race is a foundational conversation to the USA, a colonial nation.

It’s almost like we have our own culture separated from our Old World cousins. That punchline was pure nostalgia

Woah there, wood? The stuff that blows over and not GLORIOUS STONE AND CONCRETE? I think you may be on yo something. Just don’t tell Europe a lot of them get mad at the sight of wood houses

Pretty sure you just had a shit doctor, every eye doctor I’ve had insisted I have someone drive me and I’m from the depth of MAGAstan

The entirety of ww2, Spain transitioned out of fascism relatively peacefully too

Energy drinks also contain other stimulants of various qualities ranging from b12 to Taurine, C4 uses a different one that managed to jumpstart even my jaded ass to uncomfortable levels after a single can

You reminded me of a dead stupid subway sign I saw once, it was about the fact 1 in 4 homeless were women, which don’t get me wrong everyone deserves a home, but it was so tone deaf in delivery it felt like unintentional parody