Gotta go easy on the cocain

Optimistic

before an intern finds him sobbing in the closet.

Fucking the couch in the oval office.

forced internment

American concentration camps. Don’t make it sound less than it was.

Surround yourself with yes-men and everything will be fiiiiiine!

Took them a while to black out all mentions of Trump.

Crossing the border is a 9 to 5 day job, everyone knows that

Then what country of the free are you talking about? Have you seen the US? Nothing free about that country.

I’m going to hate it because it’s just another method to harm people who want to come to “the land of the free”

What country do you mean? Canada? Mexico?

As someone who lives somewhere that just got up to 120° f hot metal is no joke. We had a ton of people hospitalized a few years back because they went to open gates to their homes and weren’t expecting scolding hot metal when it was already like 11pm.

Ever heard of night time?

Right now there are more people leaving the US than entering, so I think it’s more to prevent people from escaping. You know, like North Korea.

Right… Because black paint is going to stop them how exactly? “It absorbs the heat, so they will get burns when touching the fence”.

Ever heard of night?

Yes please! The world deserves a fresh start.

I wonder when he’s going to shave off the sides of his now black mustache

At least in Norway they treat him like anyone else. Time for the US and UK to do the same. Money, fame and titles shouldn’t be a get-out-of-jail (or any consequences) free card.

Prince Andrew has been stripped of his titles, been banished from the royal family. That’s not a consequence, he needs to be in prison. Trump has been found guilty for just a few of his crimes, yet he’s still able to become president. He needs to rot in prison for the rest of his life too. Instead he’s free to do loads more crimes without consequences.

They would be more interested in those young people’s onlyfans account.

Yeah but we need the power to fuel the AI projects of all the billionaires and mega corps. And it’s reaching its limit, so we all have to pay for it.

So yeah, just use less lights, watch less porn, but we will have AI which will replace your job in the future in return! Keep on paying!

Thank you! Printing now.

This should be posted in latestagecapitalism and aboringdystopia