…if you know what I mean

So, Mustafa — which company was it that covered your Windows desktop in ads in the start menu and random Daily Mail headlines? We should find that company and stop them.

😘👌

…what is Annie doing to Pierce? 🤔

Obama got it while drone striking the fuck out of it

Nah, that’s the thing: he got it for campaigning before even BECOMING president. And then he proceeded to drone strike the fuck out of the Middle East and Central Asia.

Personally superhero movies aremy crowning achievement as far as willing suspension of disbelief goes.

It’s fine that superheroes have powers and/or levels of combat expertise that would be impossible to achieve at their age WITHOUT superpowers. That’s just how it is.

That they solve all major problems by punching people and acting as less murderous COPS, though? THAT’S what I have to force myself to overlook in order to enjoy the escapist silliness I’m watching 😄

Like Wreckfest, but with wings and maps

Sounds like my bachelor party

Walters’ latest director of communications

Sounds like he goes through a lot of them. I wonder why 🤔

Quinton Hitchcock

I’d make up a fake name if I was to represent him in public too. I wonder if “Quinton” also wears a mask.

Either way, he hitched his cock to the wrong wagon.

Ruined your whole day!

Blind pedestrian gets hit by sighted pedestrian? Sighted pedestrian’s fault and also a total dick move.