Look, as long as I can keep the mistranslations that back up my internalized bigotry, I’m good.

Yup. Being a dad is 100% the most important and involved thing I’ve ever done.

Let’s be honest. These knobs aren’t typically fighting or dying for anything.

A word I’ve been tired of for about 20 years now. I remember once all the bush s*** happened after 9:11 in the invasion of Iraq, Patriot became the new badge of honor of morons.

I remember actually having a few conversations or even debates with people over politics and then suddenly they would shout “what, you don’t think I’m a fucking patriot?”

What boring dystopia we’ve been in for the past couple of decades.

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Lick the solder. Got it.

Ok, you win. What did I do to you? XD

Actually it ties in quite nicely. If the gays were willing to get withing 200 feet of her at least one may have offered some assistance out of pity.

Sort of. It was actually difficult to tell given the volume of burps and hiccups made by Kavanaugh, but there was an intelligible “frumpy bitch” that had 5 of them nodding solemnly before declining the case.

I would conjecture at least weekly to ensure parity. If anyone is slightly longer they could raise the weekly wanking quotient (WWQ, for the medical professionals in the audience) by 10-20% until the discrepancy is resolved.

What name?

You will catch even more flies with cow shit.