alaphic

I second this

People be like: “Just try to think of the last time you were happy and…”

And I’m just over here thinking: “I remember being happy once… It was 1996. I was nine.”

Will there be waterboarding? I feel like there should almost definitely be waterboarding

I mean, it’s almost like regardless of the economic, political, religious (etc.) framework they’re operating within bad people will do bad things to one another for personal gain or something.

Ah, yes, threatening to murder teenage girls - Clearly, the moral high ground